Dear Santa

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Dear Santa....

I'll ask with the same wish with the last year. And last year you were ignoring my wish, now I repeating my wish. Listen carefully and no mistake at all, or I brake your ride, and I will kidnap all of your deers until you fulfil my wish list. Now this is my wish, I want perfect score to my entire exam. I want no homework for me. I want you increasing my brain capability. I want all of my teacher love me. I want no pop quiz because I hate it. I don't need toys, just give lots of money, so I can buy all stuf and toy. I want feel happy everyday, no sadness or something like that. I want vacation every day. I want Michael Jackson back alive....., oh cancel that, I don't really like exactly. I want my favorite food every day. I want kitty and dog like each other. I want fans club for me. I want a vision that tell me what question will be at the exam tomorrow. I want everybody loving each other, so there will be no war in this world. I want all of the Barbie Dolls collection, including all of the cloth of the seasons collection and the stuff. I want to watch all the romantic ovie and lots of pop corn. I want everybody plant a tree. I want new handphone, ipod, ipad, imac, android, all of the new gadget. I want all of new comic book. I want all of the reader of this list, not laughing this wish list, or I will kidnap them. I want all of the celebrity know and familiar with me. I want bigger room, bigger bed and bigger dolls. I want no catastrophe in this world. I want new car for my family, sport one. I want bigger home, with one maid every room who help me, pool, jacuzzi, and sauna. I want my homework done automatically. I want keep your deer, the funniest and cutes one. I want bigger tv, largest LCD in the world with new 3D view, surround and Dolby Digital real sound home cinema teather. I want new super computer. I want flower blooms everyday in my room. I want some bodyguards following me every where I go. I want my father be a president of this country. I want my hero kick some ass of the school trouble maker. I want super remote control which remoting everything, even a thing, human or animal. Now you get only twenty four hours to fulfil my wish list. Please don't wasting my time. Do you understand??